The Dead Collector
The Dead Collector by Hecatomb
"Bring out yer dead!" A modified crematorium to pick up your dead. Disclaimer: If your dead is getting better, we can’t take them like that. It’s against regulations. And no, we can’t hang around for a couple of minutes. We promised we’d be at the Robinsons’; they’ve lost nine today. We’ll be ’round next Thursday.
$75,000 to plop, $9,000 to maintain. Death Coverage radius to cover almost 9 tiles, burning the dead like kindling (gotta keep up with the plague), with a large number of carts / hearses to pick up the dead at ninepence apiece.
This isn’t meant to be balanced, just here for fun.
