Soylent-Green Creamatorium
Say, are you tired of those dirty crematoriums that cost so much and seem to just make pollution?
WE HAVE A POLLUTION SOLUTION!
It’s the Soylent-Green Crematorium.
No need to waste and miss your relatives and friends who have passed on. The Soylent-Green Crematorium, turns them into healthy and tasty green crackers! Baked, not fried, and lightly salted it is hard to eat just one. Yum yum! Also comes in wasabi flavor for those who are more adventerous.
Features:
Lower cost, faster processing, less polution, more efficient pick up of the key ingredients.
